Posted inBetter Off Dead Comedy “The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you.”
Posted inBetter Off Dead Comedy “So you tell me… which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?”
Posted inBeetlejuice Comedy “Barb, honey… we’re dead. I don’t think we have very much to worry about anymore.”
Posted inBeetlejuice Comedy “Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy. Now what do you think? You think I’m qualified?”
Posted inBeetlejuice Comedy “I’ve seen the exorcist about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it”