Posted inBeetlejuice Comedy “Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy. Now what do you think? You think I’m qualified?”
Posted inBeetlejuice Comedy “I’ve seen the exorcist about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it”
Posted inBeetlejuice Comedy “Live people ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual.”
Posted inBack to School Comedy “Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”